COMING SOON
to an Amazon bookstore near you
THE LOVE POLICE
a humor novel about a utopian, nonviolent police force in the year 2121. Policewoman LIESL HEALY and her partner, germophobic German Shepherd SPOCT, use advanced methods from the future to hold the 1% accountable.
https://scotttalbotevans.wixsite.com/the-love-police
New novel in progress.
Funny fantasy about four dogs who learn to cope with their emotional issues and venture to Rio to bust a large dog-trafficking operation.
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Read the far-out short story, “Glue Guns in Paradise” in SHORELINE OF INFINITY 28
Story Illustration by Mark Toner
Reader Review:
“I just finished reading Glue Guns in Paradise. I can’t relay just how much I loved it!! There were so many layers to the story and your method of storytelling. Funny, such a creative vantage point and I could see the social justice references and aspirations interwoven throughout. I wished we lived in that world. You are extremely talented.”
Read funny essay, Liesl and Me, in Storyhouse
at this link:
HERE’S WHAT ONE READER HAD TO SAY:
hi Scott. I really enjoyed reading your Love Story. I agree with many of your stated facts of WHY MARRIAGE? unless a couple wants children in their Relationship….. having Such Space ,. With 2 Artistic people Works. MY Friend,. Linda & I have somewhat the same type of Relationship SHE HAS FAMILY ..Children & grandchildren. Her life centers on them somewhat more than on me & Sometimes I feel. I would like to Spend more time with her…. We lived together for about 8 years .. slept in the Same bed. IT WAS NICE & COZY. We were both Younger.. more Energy,. More partying. Now,. Being Older,. Has changed our Patterns of what we find Satisfying to ourselves. I enjoy Reading & my 2 cats…& Linda is more Domestic..(having been married in past)…. She was a Wife to a man & Bore 2 CHILDREN. I have No children…. Differences,. But We ALSO ENJOY THOSE DIFFERENCES.. LOVE TO YOU & LIESL .
, Roza E.. animal & People lover,
In July 2021 my screenplay, Morally Superior, was a winner of the Script Studio/RAFAS Scriptitude – A Celebration of Short Screenplays.
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In June 2021, My short play, “I Cheer You Up” was a winner of the GEVA Theater/Writers & Books 2 Pages/2 Voice.
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Funny Self-help book
How to think about life to be happy and win.
COMMENTS FROM A READER:
“I love the start of chapter 8. ‘The good news is we’ve located the source of all your problems. The bad news: it’s you.’ Yep!”
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No matter what hand life deals you, you can always bluff.
If you can be depressed for no reason, you can be happy for no reason.
If you can’t find a reason to be happy, make one up.
Simple tricks for being happy.
Timeless advice from an utter failure.
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Deep, dark, sarcastic satire about the mental health system and food industry.
CAN A CRAZED DIETER FIGHT THE TEMPTATION OF COOKIE COMMERCIALS?
“Scott’s book has opened my eyes to some of the realities to things we have fallen asleep about what the government is doing to our food supply, services that are not being implemented. It makes me more aware of concerns you need to be aware about to protect your health. Thank you for your hard biting, truthful, satire of things we have fallen asleep to.
Easy read, hilarious, connected flowing really well. Dedicates to talking about religioun without being offensive. Open your eyes to things you have been taught about historical religions.”
Review of FOXAVIER LOVES PLINKA 4/15/18 from William Turner of Rochester NY
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Thank you!
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Bizarre, far-out, futuristic satire of society with a dark sense of humor.
Response from publisher: “It’s the kind of gonzo, wackadoo stuff we like.”
Can a family of scientists living in a world of total peace build a spaceship without killing each other?
“…the book was funny. I should say that straight off the bat. The situation in which the characters found themselves led to some amusing scenarios as they tried to make sense of the changing world, and their changing bodies and moods. I smiled many times at their conversations and actions…I would recommend it to hardcore sci-fi fans who are looking for something a little zany and different.”
–Nicki J. Markus, Author/Reviewer/Editor NickiJMarkus.com 6/24/18
(This book has NO graphic sex or violence.)
“As entertaining as The Shape of Water.”
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Click button at top to read Chapter 1. WARNING: CONTAINS PUNCTUATION FROM THE FUTURE.
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Photo of author with editor, Liesl Gaesser
Scott and Liesl in winter clothes smiling brightly in front of the MLK ice rink.
The Scott Talbot Evans author page has moved to https://scotttalbotevans.wixsite.com/scott-talbot-evans 